Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Kayak Humour

Two kayakers are sitting in a kayak, but the wind is blowing and they are very cold. So they light a fire in the kayak but this burns a hole in their kayak and it sinks, thus proving that you can't have your kayak and heat it too! :)


  1. You know, that is my very favorite kayak joke.

    Not coincidentally it's the only kayak joke I know. Although I do know a guide riddle:

    Q: What's the difference between a guide and God?
    A: God doesn't think He's a guide.

  2. Oh man. And look. There you go with another poll where it would be way more fun to lie.