Royal Wedding Commemorative Paddle

Ah, a morning with a difference: I turned on the television as soon as I got up. And as I expected, the Canadian news did not fail me. There were the highlights of the Royal Wedding... gown, fine suits, carriage and Bentleys and a hot convertible Austin minor. Dashing gents and smiling ladies. And a fine romantic kiss on the balcony in front of a crowd that numbered over a million. Well done. I drank Earl Grey tea out of a bone china teacup and ate a fine breakfast before taking my kayak out for a quick trip round Stein Island and back. Bloody good morning, all told.